Name That Tune from the Haiku Clue!


Name the songs these haiku (haikus?) refer to. Impress your friends with your own ability to pick out cultural references.

1.
Four Liverpool lads
submerge in a vessel that's
canary-colored.

2.
Conway Twitty's sad
to chat briefly with his ex,
a woman he wronged.

3.
Six uniformed men
advise other men who need,
well, other men for...

4.
A sultry vixen
asks for expensive presents
from a jolly elf.

5.
Men ask a question
regarding the canines that
were liberated.

6.
A Scottish toiler
tills his land and feeds livestock,
despite his aging.

7.
Eric admits to
county law enforcement chief
being gunned down cold.

8.
Short of one hundred
airborne spheres of crimson rise
then trigger a war.

9.
There is a cowboy
in that elevator, plus
more horsing around

10.
Fill in the blank for
that voyager who travels
one time 'round the Sun.

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